I won’t get into the minutiae of time travel. The science of it is beyond my expertise. 

It’s not important what city the heist took place in, or what decade has issued a global manhunt for me (the 60’s). 

All that you need to know is that my name is Elio and I have a time machine. And it works.

I’m from the year 2542 but my home at the moment is in the year 2022.

I have lived in this current time period since 2019.

I find that this era agrees with my disposition. And I concluded that the people of this period would resonate most with my travel tales. 

I continue a somewhat nomadic lifestyle but have a permanent house in the New York City area. 

However, I must blend in with the average civilian for obvious reasons. I cannot reveal my identity to the public, so I remain hidden to the general masses. I go about my daily life in 2022 just like you and everyone else. But I have a time machine and go off on adventures into the past whenever I get a chance. I come from the distant future and haven’t gone back in many years. 

I hope this blog can serve as a timeless travel guide to the lost souls of the world. The places I’ve been and the troubles I’ve faced on the road may help you to have seamless trips in any time period. 

I often wonder if my traveling itch is a cowardly pursuit. Am I running from the dull ache of mundane solitude back home? Maybe these questions are irrelevant and the only thing to do is continue forward.